Me: Use the open sriracha before you open a new bottle.
Kid: OK! opens the new bottle
Me: Why did you open that?
Kid: I couldn’t find the other one.
This is literally where I found the old bottle when I opened the refrigerator.
@tek The middle shelf is not the designated place for sauces, dad. You should put hem in the door compartments.
@jdoe Those compartments are filled. This spilled over.
@tek Filled with half-empty Sriracha bottles, I suppose?
@jdoe There's a wide world of hot sauces out there, and we have representative samples of most of them.