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Me: Use the open sriracha before you open a new bottle.

Kid: OK! opens the new bottle

Me: Why did you open that?

Kid: I couldn’t find the other one.

This is literally where I found the old bottle when I opened the refrigerator.

@tek The middle shelf is not the designated place for sauces, dad. You should put hem in the door compartments.
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@tek Filled with half-empty Sriracha bottles, I suppose?

@jdoe There's a wide world of hot sauces out there, and we have representative samples of most of them.