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“Pretty hate machine” is an amazing name for an awful ex.

One time my then-roommate was in tears of pain and frustration from something horrible his quasi girlfriend said to him.

Him: Why is she so mean to me?

Me: Why do you care what that heinous warbitch says?

Him: Wait, did you just call her a “heinous warbitch”?

Me: Uh…. I guess I did.

Him: LOLOL

That was enough to break the spell. He was freed.

I felt kinda bad about her new nickname, but TBH she was a sociopath who earned it.